Ne zaman carpintidan sikayet etse annem, “cok carpmasindan degil, hic carpmamasindan kork” der babam.
“Kalp”dogdu, sansliysa bir kac kere “yurek” olmus olarak oldu, desinler arkamdan.
Her Ask’a buyuk harfle baslamak lazim.
Bir de cesitleri varmis bunun… az tuzlu, orta yagli, cok sekerli.
Misal, “inisli cikisli”?
Nefes alip, bir daha birakmamak. Birakmak ama henuz nefes almamis olmak. Ayni zik zaki cizmek, [...]
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TRAILER: Cikarimlar: Giderimler, Kalirimlar…
Posted in Ala Turta on March 13, 2008 | Leave a Comment »
Amerika’da 1 Gunu Kurtarabilecek Kelimeler & Kaliplar
Posted in Ala Turta on December 9, 2007 | 1 Comment »
Shit: Iyi, kotu, guzel, cirkin… Her seye verilebilecek, kullanisli bir tepki. Ingilizce kufur etmek rahatlatmiyor insani..ama “shit” ayri.
Nevermind: Muhtemel aksan sorunlarinin ustesinden gelmeye yardimci oluyor. Misal, biri dedigini anlamadi mi, 3. kere tekrar etmen de mi onun yuzundeki musmula ifadeyi degistiremedi? Cool cool “nevermind!” de olsun bitsin. Ya da daha da cool durumlar icin [...]
Welcome BACK! or RUN’n Go BACK? Culture Shock Volume I
Posted in Ala Turta on May 28, 2007 | Leave a Comment »
Back in town again. What a town… with 13 millions of people, who can’t live anywhere else but in a rush. In this freaking rush.
- You can find a cab in anywhere, any time! But… if it’s the rush hour, the cab can confidently refuse to take you giving the stupid series of excuses [...]
AmericanS- VolumE 1
Posted in Ala Turta on April 23, 2007 | Leave a Comment »
The cashiers are too good to be true and too slow. They can speak to the customer for minutes, laughing and joking and you can remain as the only angry person in the line.
They are confused with rain and storm…No, rain doesn’t kill. You, the American, you don’t have to be so afraid of the [...]
Two Americans
Posted in Ala Turta on April 19, 2007 | Leave a Comment »
When 2 Americans come together, they scream in the name of just speaking or whispering. They simply can’t avoid this.
If you’re the 3rd person in this group, you’ll be the one (unless you are an American) who speaks, and who is understood the least. They’ll speak, laugh, make big gestures [...]
An American; VOLUME 1
Posted in Ala Turta on April 14, 2007 | 2 Comments »
An American man, god knows why, always puts his shirt into his pants and pulls his pants until his throat. Very tightly. It is because he feels more comfortable in this way or he is so dedicated to the 80s.
An American man insists on wearing white socks no matter the color of his pants or [...]
